The latest gender critical outrage shows trans people are not the weirdos here

A prominent gender critical activist is currently raging against a cartoon alien library mascot, demanding to know how it fucks and she’s asking in the name of children’s safety

Hertfordshire, UK’s library system probably didn’t expect to land itself in international news this week after releasing a new children’s story time mascot, a little blue alien named Tala. But a collection of gender critical internet obsessives lost their minds that the new mascot has they/them pronouns.

The story prompted professional transphobe Maya Forstater to absolutely lose her mind on Twitter, where she’s tweeted repeatedly over the last 24 hours demanding to know what genitals the children’s cartoon has, in the name of *checks notes* children’s safeguarding.

It’s become all to common for me to see a new gender critical controversy that makes me feel as if the world has lost its mind, but this one has especially broken my poor, internet-poisoned brain.

Maya claims that teaching children that non-binary aliens exist may one day lead them to realize that trans people exist and aren’t the world’s sole source of evil. I exaggerate slightly, but this is the “safeguarding concern” that Forstater has about this blue children’s cartoon mascot.

Yesterday she tweeted that the little blue alien children’s cartoon mascot must have a way to reproduce and that by not disclosing the way the little blue alien children’s cartoon reproduces, it makes parents feel “unsafe” by lying and disparaging parents.

I… wish I was making this up.

Forstater is absolutely gagging to learn what is between this little blue alien library cartoon mascot’s legs as if it’s the ultimate affront to humanity.

This is deeply weird. How do you even get to this point as a thinking human being?

She was praised by several other prominent gender critical activists, such as former journalist-turned-activist Helen Joyce, who wrote an uncritically acclaimed book on trans people that featured no trans voices.

Even worse, the same day she was ranting and raving about the prospective genitals of little blue alien cartoon library mascots junk, she was invited on to the BBC radio for an interview about “biological sex.”

It goes to show how strong societal transphobia is when this crackpot is your go to national expert to opine on biological sex.

I suggest that Forstater take a break from thinking about the genitals of a little blue alien cartoon library mascot’s cock or fanny in the name of protecting children and maybe touch some grass.